In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40:
60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off that you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!
Femmes & Fellas,
" Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're still here we may as well dance. Life is a journey not destination"
Yang Ipin paham bab boli lombu aje. Yang lain tu buat-buat paham....
ReplyDeleteHelo Mak Aji,aku menitiskan air mata pagi ni bila membaca topik di atas.Memang besar pengorbanan seorang Ibu sehingga tak ternilai budi n jasa mereka...bila ibu sudah tiada kita akan sentiasa mengingati segala penat-lelah mereka membesarkan kita sehingga menjadi manusia yg berguna..ALFATEHA,utk ibu yg sudah tiada..
ReplyDeleteIpin amat tertarik dengan perenggan yang terakhir tu, sama-samalah kita bawak duduk minum teh dan di pikirkan sepanjang-panjang dan semasak masakya. Kalau fahaman ini tertanam kedalam setiap kaum Adam & Hawa maka berjalan lah agenda kaum Yahudi.Percayalah.
ReplyDeleteAda kalanya kata-kata itu indah apabila cantik susunannya, apabila indah melodinya, apabila kita telah mempercayai sepenuhnya. Yang ini Ipin bangkang, biarlah orang nak kata Ipin keluar pada tajuk. Ini adalah perkara akidah.
Ipin tak setujuuuuuuuu.. Minta maaf ajelah.
HA..HA.HA aku tersalah komen lah..sasau sikit pagi ni..mengantuk n letih lagi baru balik..
ReplyDeleteWell of course Mother Hajj...i hv to speaking since yr posting is in English...
ReplyDeleteRespect for women above 40 [actually for all ages, also] for the contribution as wife and mother...every husband and children will treasure the relationship always, whether in good time or otherwise...
I think the figure of 80% is misleading...they just want freedom, no commitment i'm supposed...but if you ask them of course they still consume sausages, minus the pig!
And a lady motivator used to tell us during our seminar, i just turned 40 that day..."Men will use their 2 heads when they reach 40"...of course i agree with the statement, its debatable...
Hope Mother Hajj and gang are in good health.
Ipin pun nak cakap omputih jugak. Baa baa black ship have you any wool..... Susah nak paham omputih ni. Itu pasal Ipin aritu masuk Google bukak tajuk Playboy, benda lain yang keluar. Ipin ingat untuk budak-budak??????Astafar panjang omak Ipin. Abah tak pulak nampak marah sangat...
ReplyDeleteKalau ikut kata abah, bila bayar bil api$26.47,
ReplyDeleteorang tu akan jadikan $26.50. Jadi cite diatas dah tak relevan lagi rasa-rasanya.
Biasnya bila abis sekolah Auntie Izan selalu pergi Restoran Waspada kan kan kan
ReplyDeleteAku pun turut sama tersentuh baca komen yg mak aji postkan ni, khasnya perenggan akhir. Faktor utama perkara ni terjadi sebab tiada lagi hormat menghormati sesama pasangan.
ReplyDeleteKalau tiada pedoman hidup, tiadalah pemandu yang mengawal perjalanan hidup seseorang. Nak bincang lagi jom pekene tek tarik.
Auntie Izan jangan nak kelentong, kok idup bengali yang duduk kat tepi tangga tu bercakap dia nanti, hei kicik hari-hari sini juga dating....
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